Monday, December 05, 2005

This colour

I am amazed at the kind of questions i get from people. They are asking me the wrong questions at the wrong time.
An example: Do i know what is the name of the bikini shop at Citylink?
Hello friend...would i even go there in the first place? How would i know? I might just as well be Yellow Pages. An alternative would be to charge a fee for consultation.*
*Keep your calls coming in. Charges apply. £1 per minute(offpeak time from 9pm to 12am). £2 per minute (peak time from 9am to 8:59:59pm). Line is closed during public holidays and sundays. For enquiries, please call 1800-u-r-stupid.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's 29 degrees here!! Can ya believe it!? We didn't get a fall at all! Too bad...went from 90 to 40 in like 2 days!

Chimp oFF the bloCK said...

Whoa! The temperature change is so drastic. The greatest swing we experienced here is around 20F. Haha..nothing compared to what you experience over there! Hey can i have your email?